الزواج كما تراه النساء والرجال-english

الزواج كما تراه النساء والرجال
Marriage (or the significant other) as seen by men and women:
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You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable*
or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party* one woman said to another*
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes* I am. I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
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When a woman steals your husband*
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
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A little boy asked his father*
"Daddy* how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied* "I don't know son* I'm still paying."
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A young son asked*
"Is it true Dad* that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied* "That happens in every country* son."
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Then there was a woman who said*
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married*
and by then* it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
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Just think* if it weren't for marriage* men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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A Woman's Prayer:
" Dear Lord* I pray for: Wisdom* To understand a man * to Love and to forgive him * and for patience* For his moods. Because Lord* if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death".
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First guy says: "My wife is an angel!"
Second guy replies: "You're lucky ... mine's still alive."